You may have heard of them. I may have made up the entire idea. But a pun-poem is exactly what it sounds like, a poem made of as many horrible horrible puns on a theme as possible. For this one (written, appropriately enough during my poetry class) I chose trees. Though oddly enough, I never managed to get “tree” in the poem. I’d really like to work in that one and “forest”. It keeps me up at night (not really; that would be my spanish paper) And there’s a P.S that’s just in the stories section that isn’t really that good but I worked in a few horrible lines that really rock.
Enjoy. Or maybe just groan. Whatever, both responses are valid. (Hint: if it makes no sense when you read it, try saying it outloud.)
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Leaf Me Alone
Leaf me alone.
Don’t bark at me like an angry dog
Don’t tell me to branch out or try and spruce me up.
Yew maple* me any way you wish
But I don’t want to go against my grain.
I like the roots I’ve got
And willow-er* my standards not a jot
(Though you wood say they’re low enough already).
I’m knot going to rowan* my life pining for you.
Don’t give me sage advice to make me poplar.
I’m alder than yew, your changes walnut* stick.
I have the balsa knot bough* before your Ivy League education
And I’ve found my grove,
Don’t blame me if I like acorny joke every now and then.
Yew can take that “holly-er than thou” attitude and shove it up your ash.
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If you’re confused, things with asterisks have translations in the story section. *grin* Isn’t it aweful?
Wow, that’s pretty impressive. I’ve been looking for corny tree jokes and puns to make a card for my friend who loves trees. I hope you don’t mind if I steal the line “Don’t blame me if I like acorny joke every now and then” – I have to say I snorted my coffee the wrong way when I read that!
awesome poem but may i ask who wrote it?
I wrote it! Though saying it is %100 my own doing would do disservice to all the people who have told me puns through the years. But, I definitely put it together.
wow
how interesting
🙂 Cute
Thanks so much for putting this on here I have a school project on oall this figure os speech stuff so yea thanks a Bunch and I luv it!!!!!!!!!
lol!
That is awesome!
Would you care if I put that in my English project? (I’ll put the web address beside it) XD
I don’t want to put words in Brose’s mouth, but it’s probably okay…
And as long as you are citing me, I’m completely cool with you using this pun poem for your project. It’s kind of cool that it can be helpful!
thanks this really help me alot on my project
Thanks! My teacher loved the poem! 🙂
this pom is really helpful to me right now as i am, going to use it to teach my lesson on Pun. Thank you so much Brousse!
thissss isss a veery NICE poems 🙂
i readd thisss poem every niqht that imm on my computer
Dude thanks wish i knew ur name but urs will be shown to my teacher for my project hope u donnt mind:/
As long as you cite the author (using her pen name BRose), I’m sure she doesn’t mind. Just remember that claiming it is your own work is called plagiarism, and is highly illegal.
I have made efforts with anagrammatical pun poems…
Rife with fire, rife with fire
filers with rifles to the range with anger
Rife with fire, rife with fire
a ranged gander is grande with danger
and rife with fire is this range with anger
Such a relief!
We’r discussing poetry in my fourth year class and found myself out of examples for many figures of speech until i tripped over your site.
Thanks a lot!
Can you summarize the peom for me? I’m confused!
It’s kind of a break up poem (or possibly a “Get the heck away from me, stalker!” poem I wrote using a lot of puns related to trees (bark, branches, roots, etc.) Ummm, I’m not sure if that’s the kind of summary you were looking for, but that’s the best I’ve got. It’s not exactly epic poetry ;D
This really helped me out on my project Thanks alot.
its egret* poem! i swan* say it was fun reading it ^_^
lohithja says:
This poem is reely good I enjoy reading it.